Calm down, James Brown
what you say when somebody gets over-hyper and starts jabbering on and on, or uses their outdoor voice on a subject you personally think is undeserving of the effort or don’t really care to hear the whole story about. say to somebody who starts sweating profusely while talking.
example #1
joe: “look, i told you not to play my ps3. you always scratch the discs and never put them back in…”
you: “calm down, james brown. d-mn. i wasn’t anywhere near it.”
example #2
jenkins: “i just wanted you to come out for a beer, but no. you had to leave me hanging by myself and i got kicked out of the bar and…”
you: “calm down, james brown. i had my own sh-t to deal with.”
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