Calm Your Fuck
a call for rationality irrationally phrased. to be used when the subtlest of ironies seems necessary.
friend: do you think the cuban’s gonna kill me? i mean, there’s no way i could’ve known she was his wife.
you: dude, calm your f-ck and buy me another beer.
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