calm your status


a term applied in suggesting to a friend that he/she chill the f-ck out/relax.

the origin of this phrase is traced to the ever popular social networking site, facebook.
sam: jeremy, bro! where the h-ll is the funnel! cannot find it!

jeremy: sam! calm your status! it’s over by that coma’d chick next to the sofa!

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