Calquat


a calquat, is a yellow bitter fruit, which is commonly compared to people with the name of ben.

calquats are usually round, big headed, and difficult to burst open.

the juices found inside are capable of producing young. and must not be swallowed.

…unless your name is ben..
ben dropped the calquat on the floor. the calquat was pretty sick anyway. its too bitter.

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