Caltech
an inst-tute with a grand total of three girls (one pregnant, one lesbian, and one three-year-old — dean’s daughter). students would like you to believe that they have something that the m-ssachusetts inst-tute of technology mit does not… and they are right! they have more circle-jerks to the latest issue of hot women of science monthly.
person 1: i go to caltech.
person 2: i’m sorry, but i’m not gay… (walks away)
person 1: so, we were at caltech, studying— wait, i think you’ve got something wrong with your chest.
person 2: ummm, i’m a girl.
person 1: (is confused) guuu… uuhh… urrrl?
mit’s more sober and hardcore brother. though mit thinks it’s too cool for caltech and its students can hide behind its prestige, caltech remains legitimately superior in the maths and sciences without having to resort to m-ss substance abuse.
mit:caltech::billy carter:jimmy carter…any caltech student can get this -n-logy
a technical inst-tution in california. like most american technical inst-tutes it is known for a socially inept student body, disproportionate number of geeks, and an inculcated belief in superiority over the other inst-tutes (e.g. georgia tech, mit, etc). it does have better weather than mit.
socially inept geek 1: i go to caltech. want to solve some pdes together?
socially inept geek 2: yeah! i love solving pdes! oh wait… i go to mit. yeah, i am going to have to attempt murder you.
a university that rocks infinitely harder than mit.
caltech=california inst-tute of technology
the best school in the country for the maths and sciences. located in pasadena, ca, it is better than mit in nearly everything…even the weather.
mit’s been up to their labcoats in snow, but it’s been sunny for the past hundred years here at caltech.
a math science inst-tution in california well known for its famous physics professors.
richard feynman was a professor at caltech.
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