Calum Hood

calum hood is in a band called 5 seconds of summer. he’s so cute like a little puppy but then .4 seconds later he turns into this s-xy little sh-t. he’s so s-xy he’s just a ball of australian s-x. he occasionally slaps the b-ss but i think he really means -ss. he plays soccer too which is also really s-xy. he has really nice lips that make you vomit. he glued a cincinnati reds snapback to his head. he’s the only person on this planet who still looks hot while wearing an adventure time watch. he also thinks he’s this rapper named cash money and he ships himself with chris brown.
random: have you heard of calum hood?

me: oh you mean cash money? yea, he’s in this australian band and he’s so s-xy.
the extremely talented 15 year old singer/guitarist from aussie band 5 seconds of summer.
“what ethnicity is calum hood?”

“n-body knows, but he sure is cute!”
calum from da hood is no ordinary fella. he is amazingly cute. he may not know exactly know how to be in a relationship but know that he will treet you right. he can always make you laugh even when you think it can’t be done. he plays b-ss so you know what that means 😉

<3 "is that calum hood?" "calum from da hood you mean?? yeah you want some of that." calum hood is the b-ssist of the australian pop band 5 seconds of summer. he a 19 year old boy who thinks he can get away with anything because he's worshiped by 15 year old girls. he doesn't care about his fans no matter what they think, he has run away from them and been rude to them before. he has absolutely no respect for anyone who isn't a celebrity that he likes, such as his musical inspirations. he is too young to understand how lucky he is to be where he is. don't be such a calum hood!