Calvert Screenname
n.
a secondary aim or aol screen name set up intentionally to talk to people in your life who you’d prefer not seeing your normal comical or revealing away messages and/or buddy info profiles.
i.e; a screen name set up to talk to mom, dad, grandma, professor thomas, or anyone else in your life that you dont want to know your having a jerk-circle friday night.
sentance:
christian_smilez: hey tim
timber4limber: who this?
christian_smilez: ashley
timber4limber: oh…
timber4limber: wheres the pics of last night?
timber4limber: dogz said they were in your proflie
christian_smilez: they are but this is my calvert screenname i had to talk to gram
timber4limber: oh
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