calvin
the most amazing guy ever
he’s perfect in every way
and he’s a total sweet heart
yeah that’s calvin he’s pretty amazing
23 more definitions
calvin: sheer delight. he is amazing.
a boy of wonder.
a boy who posesses; cunning, tact, looks, and insight.
alot of people would say that calvin is vain, stuck-up and selfish. in reality these people are nothing but jelous fools.
calvin’s best friend is a girl of extreme wonder ashton.
“calvin! wow he’s so amazing, there are no words to describe his awsomeness!!”
nicest person you’ll ever meet but also has the biggest d-ck you’ve ever seen, maria’s cant handle calvin’s so they run away
girls friend: hey why are you walking funny?
girl: i f-cked calvin and he tore my sh-t up
not a jew
dude that calvin character is totally not a jew
also known as the calvinator, this male is a good example of a hard-working overachiever. past times include: tennis, girls, tennis, and girls.
boy: i want to be a calvin!
other boy: you shall never be like calvin! there is only one! he is t3h pwn!
the coolest person on the face of the earth. he is a ladies man and a god among gods. (men) thou shall kneel and pray. (women) thou shall kneel and suck.
also he is the strongest man ever. greatest bod. definition of hunk. that’s the way, uh huh uh huh. ii like it!
girl: i saw calvin’s godlike genetalia and p-ssed out.
guy: as did i
(verb) to grab someone’s genitalia in a public place
eden totally just calvined that guy on the bus.
is the total s-x as ‘he gets all the girls, he gets all the girls’
a really well rounded character.
calvin harris – s-x dude
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