Cambodian Cataracts
s-xual slang. to be performed while having s-x in the standard missionary position. s-x proceeds as normal until just prior to the male reaching an -rg-sm. when an -rg-sm is imminent, the male pulls out his p-n-s, takes both his hands and pushes the skin back on the sides of the female’s face giving her ‘asian eyes.’ while continuing to hold the ‘asian eye’ look on the female’s face, the male reaches a climax and -j-c-l-t-s in both of the female’s eyes giving her…….. “cambodian cataracts.”
you haven’t lived until you’ve given cambodian cataracts to a milf you met on craigs list.
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