cambodian creamsicle
a cambodian creamsicle is when you take a creamsicle popsicle and place it in your partners v-g-n-, causing her to moan like a wounded wildebeast.
when i gave dennis’s mom a cambodian creamsicle her moans woke the neighbors.
a common practice with cambodian, thai, vietnamese, and any south east asian woman or hooker. considered a cultural courtesy and post-coital hygenic favor from any female partner in these cultures. the practice started in se asia and became common s-xual vernacular as s-x tourism gained popularity with westerners. s-m-n consumption by se asian females is quite normal and in fact seen by most women as a nutritional necessity as protein sources are lacking in these geographies.
after unloading into a condom (post s-x) with a female, squeeze firmly from tip to base coating the male organ with fresh sperm. remove condom. female partner(s) continues to clean or tongue bath your entire genital region until void of all s-m-n. for extra adventurous or hungry females, she may choose to consume the remaining “cream” by attaining the remaining s-m-n left inside of the condom manually, ie, licking the wrapper.
this is the cambodian creamsicle.
similar to a turkish snowcone, which is the same process, sans wrapper.
annie is a hungry little vietnamese thing !! she gives me a cambodian creamsicle after i fill my condom up with nut, i dont even need to take a shower after we f-ck, she even cleans the wrapper !! she’s voracious !!
first you jack off, then you spread the s-m-n from the masturbation all over your p-n-s. then proceed to find a wh-r- and have her blow your c-m covered c-ck.
i had just finished jacking off in that wh-r- sarah’s bathroom, so when she came into the bathroom to check on me, i got her to suck my cambodian creamsicle
the act of blowing a load onto an orange popsicle so that the s-m-n freezes on, then placing the newly formed “creamsicle” into your partners v-g-n- and scr-w-ng her until she screams in pleasure.
dude, i gave sally a cambodian creamsicle last week and she was screaming for 3 days!!
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