Cambodian crunch
stepping on the remains of dead cambodians cause you ignored the sign that said “don’t step on the m-ss grave” by the killing fields.
“d-mn” “what happened” “i stepped on another skull” “how did you do that?”
“i was looking at angela jolie choosing a baby and did the cambodian crunch”
“next time obey the sign”
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