Cambodian Showdown
an ancient and sacred ritual performed by two males for control of the tribe, or for fun in new york. it involves insertion of a large wooden chopstick exactly halfway down the urethra of the first contender. next, the challenger inserts the remaining 1/2 into his own p-n-s. from there, both men m-st-rb-t- until one has shot the chopstick completely down the other’s p-hole. traditionally, the victor defecates on the losers chest.
bill wanted to watch the simpsons, but haansehm wanted to watch house, so they had a cambodian showdown.
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