CAMDEN PHONEBOOTH
two-phase fart attack, best employed when the victim has just stepped out of his/her office – but is hovering nearby. phase i: sneak into the victim’s office/cubicle/personal worksp-ce and crop dust. quickly return to your desk. phase ii: dial the victim’s extension, luring them into the kill zone. watch them choke. note: especially effective on days when the victim is expecting “very important” calls. this ensures the victim run to his/her office to answer the phone, before the wall of gas can escape.
who the h-ll just took a sh-t in my office? it smells like a camden phonebooth in here!
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