came on his shirt


1. when a (usually) young man m-st-rb-t-s or receives a hand job, and -j-c-l-t-s all over his own shirt. he then has to self consciously walk around with a c-m stain on his shirt, unless he was at home or had the foresight to bring an extra shirt with him.

2. sloppily and shamelessly enjoying oneself without consideration for appearance or the feelings of others. can be male or female

c-m on the shirt (n) is another version of this saying
bob went to sally’s house after school. she didn’t want to blow him, so she tugged him off and he came on his shirt. then he rode the bus home and felt h-lla awkward, since he didn’t have a coat.

suzy was being such a drunk -ss at that party last night, she definitely came on her shirt.

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