Camel Envy
camel envy is when you wish you were a camel because of its unique ability to die instantly of its own accord…..
the first subject of the metaphor is the camel instantly dying and the second seemingly unrelated subject would for example be a situation where you wished you could die instantly.
to put it lightly wishing you weren’t present…. ie; the walk of shame, stuck in conversation with some d-ckhead and any embarr-ssing moment…pikeys…..pikeys are a common cause of the camel envy epidemic, there are two basic forms of pikeys ie: “nikey pikeys” and “pavie pikeys”
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