Camel Tobasco
first, place a rubber on your d-ck and unroll it all the way down to the base of the shaft. next, carefully brush hot sauce over the rubber. finish it off by unrolling yet another rubber over the first. if a rubber breaks at any time during the porking, this process will serve as your “early warning system.” if either partner detects a “burning like a motherf-cker” sensation, you will know that it’s time to pull your d-ck out and contact the condom manufacturer for a replacement.
if that girl is a c-m-dumpster, you had better use the camel tobasco. it worked for me, although the experience changed the way i feel about its name… i now call it slot sauce!!!
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