camera

a little box that bestows a power unknown on its weilder, which gives them the apparent ability to control the facial expression and bodily pose of whomever they point the small box toward.
cameraman: “stand over there and raise your hands to the sky”

others: -stand in directed area and raise hands-“this good?”

cameraman: “now say cheese”

others: “cheese”
an object to create p-rnography
john: yo paul i got a camera!
paul: sweet let’s film some p-rn!
a device used to steal the souls of aboriginal people, referred to as a picture box by many hill-billies.
look, that aboriginals soul was just stolen by a camera.
1. a device that can capture a frozen image of time itself.
2. an object capable of destroying lives.
3. a device that shows what you really look like.
1. teh sun will nevere look the same.
2. this is a picture of my boss cheating on his wife. i used a camera to take the picture.
3. person 1: oh my god. why didn’t anyone tell me?
person 2: you always looked like that, you dumbsh-t.
person 1: nooooooooooooo.
something you take to parties to record events, so you can find out what happened the next day.
we knew it was gonna be a very liquid night at 58 so we had catelyn bring the camera.
a camera is the sweetest and most beautiful person you will ever meet. she knows what’s appropriate and when to stop. she lightens up your day like no other. a camera is a little shortie that you have to look down at, but it just makes her so much more adorable. she has the ability to make you laugh. her smile is one of a kind. she does the cutest and most random things. when you see her, you just can’t help but smile. she brings so much happiness to you, that it’s overwhelming. but, she gets annoyed easily and isn’t the most confident girl in the world. compliments can turn her sh-tty day the whole way around. she has an adorable laugh like no other. she also has eyes that if you look into for too long, that you’ll lose track of time. she gets a lot of sh-t from people that barely know her. she’s good at making people think that they don’t get to her. but for every mean comment she gets, she falls a little deeper in a hole. but unlike any other girl, she’s strong enough to climb her way out within the same day. she’s overall the most sweetest and caring person you’ll ever meet. if you’re lucky enough to know a camera, then hold onto her. she definitely a keeper.
” hey, do you know camera?”
” no.”
” wow, that’s sucks for you bro. she’s the best girl i’ve ever met.”
an electronic device that allows teenage girls to take numerous images of themselves at strange angles so as to post over 9000 un-viewable images all over mysp-ce and be the ~-super_girl-~.
the camera is the device of choice for the camera wh-r-…