Cameragoer
a person who prefers to view a live musical performance through the screen of his or her camera/phone, thus blocking the view of the concertgoers behind the camera.
“dude, how was the metallica concert last night?”
“they sounded great, but those fourth-row tickets i paid all that money for were pointless. i couldn’t see kirk hamett’s fingering because the cameragoer in front of me was filming the whole d-mn show on his iphone!”
“well, maybe you could at least check out what he filmed on youtube.”
“naw. i checked. it wasn’t even there. it’s like he was just filming the whole time to validate his experience at the show.”
“whatta douche!”
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