Camo Boobies


when a girl is vertical, the b–bs are visible, but when she is horizontal, laying with her back on the floor, the b–bs disappear. much like a soldier in camouflage attire, standing in tall gr-ss, but when down low, the solider becomes almost invisible. this is a result of a lack of fatty matter behind the nipple to support a round shape in such a position. normally the fatty tissue will sag out to the sides of the chest, to create a rounding of the b–b shape, to give it a large circ-mference, however this doesn’t see to happen in this case.
i was f-cking this girl one time, after she was on top, we swapped to missionary, i laid her down, and i swear her b–bs disappeared, i saw the nipples but the was nothing there, she had camo b–bies.

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