Camp Hill Cooterpillar
upon climaxing from v-g-n-l intercourse, the male promptly removes his furry, unshaven phallus from the referenced “cooter,” and proceeds to slide it up between his female partner’s mammaries, as she engages in f-ll-t– to clean off their combined juices. please note that this act requires several months of pubic hair growth and may result in the need for a toothpick to remove clumps of hair from between the woman’s teeth.
following a wild night with eunice, arliss the cave man ended their encounter with a camp hill cooterpillar. eunice couldn’t shake the taste of his man-hair for weeks.
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