Camp Jewell


internationally ranked the number one residential camp in the world. so good that kids from lame -ss camp chase go to jewell during the day to have a better time. camp jewell is a place where a staff member can go to a party and expect to get drunk with people from ten different countries.
what did you do this summer?

i god d-mn partied at camp jewell all summer long.

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