campable
most of us had had that time when we go to camp and had a lack of s-xual activities (hook up, feeling up, etc…). we see some girls that aren’t the per-say best looking/most attractive girls, but they are good for camp. thus, they are campable. you wouldn’t hook up with them ever at home, but since it’s camp, they are perfect.
you: oh dude, she has a nice -ss, but her rack is sorta small.
friend: yeah, she’s campable at best.
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