campbell soup can
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng in your hand and slaping a girl in the face with it.
man 1: dude, i heard a loud slap sound from you room last night and then some girl yelling.
man 2: yeah, she said she was hungry so i gave her a campbell soup can.
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