campbelling
to loudly proclaim something as axiomatic and then to immediately demonstrate through subsequent actions that the exact opposite is actually true.
man a “dude, don’t light that cigarette near the ruptured gas tank”
man b “you idiot, anyone who did year 10 chemistry knows that petrol isn’t explosive in liquid form, it’s completely inert”
…
-boom-
man a to investigating officer “damm straight, he sure deserved that for campbelling like a dumb-ss”
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