Campus Cocktail


a very concentrated drink made by college students before exams to help them stay awake and study.

1 10mg adderall pill
1 cup of your favorite ice coffee
1/2 can of small redbull

grind up the adderall and mix it with the ice coffee and redbull. a few sips should keep you up for a minimum of 48 hours.

side effects include:
– extreme headaches
– loss of appet-te
– non-stop talking
– insomnia
– insomnia again
– some more insomnia
– good grades
– bad grades
– constipation
– increase in your halo 3 rank

many people smoke a bowl of marijuana after to mellow them out a bit, and to make everything you see more interesting.
johnny sipped on a campus c-cktail the night before his biology exam.

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