Can I help you?
a very nice way of saying “get the f-ck outta here!” or “gtfo”.
-teenager walks into grocery store and wanders around-
store owner: can i help you?
a question a person asks when they think a completely unknown person is intruding or being out of line. it is usually only asked because the person cannot think of anything else to say.
-unidentified person is rummaging through the owner’s garbage-
bewildered owner: um, can i help you?
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