can i return it?
a smart–ss response usually to an authority figure you’ve p-ssed off. often in response to something along the lines of “you’ve just bought yourself a week of detention” or something else you clearly don’t want but have somehow purchased.
coach: that’s enough outta you, maggot! you just bought yourself another lap!
gym student: uh…can i return it?
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