can of crushed assholes


to feel like sh-t after a night of drinking and to look even worse. syn: sh-t run over twice.
dude how much did you drink last night, you look like a can of crushed -ssholes.
to have an ugly face, to be unattractive.
when my sister was born my dad said her face looked like a can of crushed -ssholes.
an australian term for a can of preserved dates.
aunt edna put the can of crushed -ssholes into the sticky date pud.

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