Can of Diabetes


reference to a soda can or energy drink that isn’t a diet version. it is called this due to the large quant-ties of sugar in these drinks which are made to break your pancreas.
person 1: what’s that drink you’ve got?

person 2: oh this? this is just a can of diabetes.

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