Can Royale
the poor man’s kir royale. cl-ssic brunch c-cktail made by opening one can of miller high life, taking large swig (how big? about that big), refilling with boxed wine, and a splash of lemon or lime juice. when served in the bottle or pitcher, referred to as a milwaukee spritzer.
“hey, you got any high life? i’ve got a hankerin’ for a can royale.”
“sure thing, the wine is on the fridge.”
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