can your granny sew?
a delicate way of telling someone you are about to perform an act of violence upon them, esp. the application of a liverpool kiss to the nose or the use of a stanley knife. follwed up by the action, then the use of the phrase ” then get that st-tched!” scottish traditional folk saying.
english man in pub;”celtic thistle are not doig well this year…”
scot:”oh aye? can your granny sew, mate?”
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