can your own peaches
the act of achieving either -rg-sm or -j-c-l-t–n or both without the help of a partner.
darren: we jehovah witnesses don’t believe in s-x before marriage.
matt: so you can your own peaches?
darren: nope. touching oneself for pleasure is also forbidden.
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