canada history
defined by stephen colbert of the colbert report(“coal-bear re-pore”) as a s-x act that uses moose antlers (including the skull), maple syrup, and the stanley cup. this s-xuall act is performed when two gay french canadians give eachother hot maple syrup enemas, and then release maple syrup covered fecalmater into the stanley cup. soon after said gay french canadians battle to the death with moose antlers and reach arounds……..the survivor gets a large serving of french fries and gravy for pleasing the canadian moose god (a.k.a. the maple moose)
1-“man frank sure is walking funny”.
2- “he must of had too much “canada history” last night”
1- “ahhhh so thats why his farts smell like maple syrup, and french fries with gravy”.
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