Canadian Back Hoe


when one is sticking one’s meat stick in a girl’s p–per, and the girl’s father walks in and catches you b-lls deep in her browneye. you then whip out your man beef, and slap the gentleman across his face with your muddy stick so as to teach him a lesson.
one of the most embarrasing things happened last night, dude. i was pluggin my girl’s mud highway, and her father walked in.

dude, what did you do?

i gave him the ol’ canadian back hoe, of course!
when you have b-tts-x with a chick and pull out and wipe your p-n-s on her father
i f-cked this chick last night, but couldn’t finish off untill dad came in.i beat him down and gave him the ol’ canadian backhoe

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