canadian bacon


canadian bacon- mall cop/rent-a-cop
a rent-a-cop has no real authority, but they are still -ssholes and act like they are part of the gestapo in n-z- germany. they are still pigs, but they are lame…thus canadian meaning boring/bland and bacon meaning pigs.
at first i got freaked out when i noticed the uniform, but i realized it was just canadian bacon so i continued robbing this b-tch at gunpoint.
ham
this canadian bacon taste like ham!

wait a minute…..{bites into some ham}

holy sh-t!!!
absolutely indistinguishable flavor!!!!
funny as h-ll movie, but really stupid, involes america going to a cold war with canada to get presidential ratings.
” imagine your children pledging allegiance to the maple leaf. maynonase on everything. winter, 11 months of the year. ann murray… all day…. every day”
used to define one’s extraordinary large or thick p-n-s. originates from the thickness of the breakfast meet it’s named after. meat being another slang for p-n-s.
click here for tripple x canadian bacon.
s-x with a canadian girl.
you get that canadian bacon?
yeah boy, we did it last night
hard as a motherf-cker

aka h.a.m.
kanye: where u wanna eat jigga?
jay-z: waffle house. we goin canadian bacon.
pen name of a somewhat well known “writer” of professional wrestling online. canadian bacon likens himself an “insider”, even though it’s fairly obvious he doesn’t know what he’s talking about. it is not known if bacon is really as stupid as he seems, or just pretending to pull over a gag. bacon is also obsessed with his home province of saskatchewan, sticking his fingers in things, and talking about his t-st-cl-s. he is generally despised.
“canadian bacon is either the dumbest son of a b-tch i’ve ever read, or he’s a comic genius.”

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