Canadian Beaver Tail
a person performing a s-xual act involving an uncirc-mcised male and a partner with a particularly hairy -n-s.
the partner may be either male or female as long as the prerequisite of having sufficient hair around the -n-s is met.
the person acting as the canadian beaver tail approaches the partner from behind with the foreskin retracted, making contact between the -n-s and the exposed glans. once contact is established the foreskin is once again pulled over the head of the p-n-s fusing both individuals together.
“hey, i think that anonymous human #1 p-ssed out in the bathroom.”
“yup, looks like it’s time for a canadian beaver tail” -anonymous human #2 proceeds to mount anonymous human #1 in the aforementioned fashion and becomes the canadian beaver tail-
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