canadian bottle rocket
the act of inserting diet c-ke and mentos into a partner’s r-ct-m, then checking them into a wall (hockey style). followed by a heart-felt apology.
no, i didn’t see the maple leafs game yesterday. i was too busy giving suzie a canadian bottle rocket.
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