Canadian Car Wash
this is what happens when there is s-x on top of the hood or trunk of a motor vehicle during the winter and some of the “residue” freezes to the vehicle.
“jenny and i were really going at it on the hood of her car outside the hockey rink. i pulled out just in time, but it totally froze to her car! jenny yelled at me for giving her car a canadian car wash!”
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