Canadian Crackle Jack
where the man proceeds to have s-xual intercourse with a female, then during climax, retreated to then return to take a sh-t in the woman’s v-g-n-. then the intercourse ceases for many hours until the poo has fully hardened. with this hardening the v-g-n-l cavity is now blocked with poo. the man now proceeds to break that wall with his fists in a quick and powerful uppercut punch. then the man collects the hardened poo chunks and throws them at the woman’s face when she least expects it while yelling crackle jack in canada.
dude, i totally canadian crackle jacked my girlfriend last night, she was so surprised.
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