Canadian Facepalm


a canadian facepalm occurs when a girl slaps a man, during s-x while on their period, with a combination of their own blood and the mans s-m-n.

note: the man can return the slap, but this really does no good as the girl will probably wipe the fluid on the bed and thus cause the man to have to buy new sheets.
josh was having s-x when his girl decided to give him a canadian facepalm. josh was not amused.

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