Canadian Fisting
canadians, in their vast desire to one up the rest of north america, created a way of fisting someone in the style of their favorite mammal. to perform the maneuver you must have extremely strong digits and the man/woman must have severely trained their hole. p-ss your hands across your chest, stopped only by hooking your thumbs. they should now resemble the antlers of the great canadian moose. lube vigorously with maple syrup. stare deeply into your partner’s eyes and give a curt, respectful canadian nod. roar the call of the moose and shove extended moose horns into the eager hole. prep for most chilling -rg-sm of your life.
“she is truly a mounty’s dream, she loves taking a canadian fisting.”
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