canadian goouche
a “canadian goouche” is a person who wears extreme winter gears during non-winter conditions.
it is the combination of the words “canadian goose”, which is a brand that sells artic equipments, that are meant to be worn during extremely cold (-40c) temperatures, such as winter coats, and a “douche” which is a brainless individual.
example 1
dude1: it sure was cold this morning. so much that i had to put a jacket on for the first time of the autumn.
dude2: ya, that doesn’t beat mike however, our local canadian goouche who not only wore gloves this morning but he was also dressed w/ his artic winter coat! what will he be doing when it’ll actually be snowing…?
example2:
weather forecaster: this week we shall be have colder temperatures as we could feel some freezing on the ground…
canadian goouche:thank g-d my mom washed my artic coat last week so i won’t feel any of the freezing it’ll be!
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