Canadian Hamstand
when a nude, (sometimes) unshaven women does a handstand. this is followed by a guy placing a thinly sliced piece of ham over the woman’s p-ssy and while still in her upside-down, handstand position, the guy fingers her through the ham inducing female -j-c-l-t-. after some time and the female has -rg-smed, it is customary for the guy consume the ham.
rachel: hey billy, look at me! i am doing a handstand!
billy: wait right there you sc-mmy b-tch, this is a perfect opportunity for a canadian hamstand. take off your tattered clothes while i get the ham!
rachel: oh sounds great, billy! i havent even shaved my puss since the f-cking carter administration.
billy: shut the f-ck up you repulsive wh-r-. just hurry up and come so i can eat this ham!
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