Canadian Handjob
when a gentleman gives another gentleman a handjob.
i think mike wants to give me a canadian handjob.
recieving a reach a round during a hand job and recieving two fingers into the -n-s while wearing a denim jacket in the small spoon position.
“andrew got a canadian handjob from that one chick he met at the bar, he said he really liked it.
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