Canadian hotflap
spread the lips of a v-g-n-, douse the v-g-n- with frank reds hot and aunt jemima’s sweet syrup and go to town.
steve: “hey bro, guess what i did last night!”
kyle: “what?”
steve: “i canadian hotflapped a girl haha, was a blast”
kyle: “what the f-ck…”
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