Canadian Midget


when a canadian man with an erected chode dips his wick into luke warm to scalding maple syrup thus making it smaller and/or possibly causing a burn to said chode p-n-s.
dude, i had morning wood and stacy left me with blue b-lls last night so i had to give myself a canadian midget.
small or short person from canada.
oh my gosh that is a canadian midget.

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