Canadian Power
the thing that does not exist. canada is a failure, indescribably horrible. the place you want to go when you die so you freeze and your body is preserved forever because it is so cold. when one thinks of canadian power they fail, bad luck surrounds them and they lose their freedom.
bob: “yo what do you think about canada”
ron: “they aint nothing, got no canadian power”
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