Canadian Sperm Rocket
when having rough s-x up the nasal cavity with a red-neck woman with huge nostrils and repeatedly bashing on the sinuses creating a hole in which the j-zz can then penetrate the soft tissue of the brain, if executed correctly the b-tch will not survive the blast.
when i was milking the donkey gertrude asked what a canadian sperm rocket was. i jumped up loaded it in her nostral and next thing i knew she was a dead as dinner. rip gertrude
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