Canadian Towelette
a canadian towelette is when you dip your b-lls into a gl-ss of beer (whether it is your own or someone else’s largely depends on how drunk you are) and then gently lay them across someone’s forehead. this is much easier to accomplish if they are p-ssed out. the mixture of ball sweat and beer will slowly trickle down their face, much like a moist towelette.
“d-mn, look at lee’s face! why’s it all wet like that?”
“aw bro, he was being a d-ck and p-ssed out so i took his beer, dipped my b-lls in it and gave him the ol’ canadian towelette.”
“holy sh-t! dude just woke up and took a swig! haha, what a stupid chud!”
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