Candace Syndrome
when an individual is acting very smooth as if it were natural to them.
-comments on a picture of jessica and a baby-
“aww shes adorable”-kim
“yeah and the babies cute too”-candace
chat conversation end
every one has the candace syndrome lately, so smooth.
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